Monday, April 29, 2002
I am Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, representative of the Elves in the Fellowship of the Ring. I contributed my archery skills, keen senses and prettiness to the Company, so don't you start. In the movie, I'm played by Orlando Bloom.
|| Which Lord of the Rings Elf are you? ||
, guess what?
I got my AOTC soundtrack. No more bragging, baby.
I will insist about the need to join John William's gene pool somehow, though.
Friday, April 26, 2002
Am *NSYNC-ed out.
Saw pretty kitten pics.
Helped Kate with 'TeerLove fic.
Wrote some JoLa.
And finally got Rina's mail. She sent me the *NSYNC's Celebrity Tour booklet and a few pictures from her concert. I did happy dances and squealed for almost an hour.
This booklet's awesome. Hugeass pictures.
But then I started having Justin Issues. I mean, he's such a pretty boy! It can't be helped.
I can't stop making these.
I fancy Men.
He's very manly, but that obsession with shiny objects is kind of a turn off.
Which culture from Middle-Earth do you fancy?
By Hannah and Dani
Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.
It's that time of the month again. No, not THAT time of the month.
I'm talking about the report of weird search engine referrals.
- love the animals don't eat them 1.0 (So said the sheepshagger...)
- Justin Timberlake naked body (Smells like teenie smut)
- kratt gay (Ay, yiyi!)
- I Love Hobbits t-shirt (Ahat? No pervy-Hobbit fanciers?)
- dissing lines (Fuck off, you wanker!)
- pictures of mike from linkin park and his girlfriend anna (WTF?)
- butt pics of Alicia Keys (::giggles::)
I'm dissapointed. I didn't get that many hits for slash fanfiction.
<--- Lotta love Lauren's smileys collection>!
It's the Ginsu Elf!
[Link courtesy of full-bloom.net]
1. What are your hobbies?
Obsessing over books, films, music or tv shows. Constantly. I'm a geek. That's what geeks do.
Oh, oh! I also post useless tests on my blog all the time.
2. Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Ridiculous amounts of LotR/HP/XF/*NSYNC merchandise. Yes, you read it right, *NSYNC.
I'm a 12-year old with a credit card.
3. Is there a hobby you're interested in, but just don't have the time/money to do?
Well, I've always loved swords and daggers, and I'd love to have a posh room filled with them. They're beautiful. Or a Star Wars room. Or a Cinema Room with a silver screen, cozy seats and wall full of DVDs.
But alas, no money or space.
4. Have you ever turned a hobby into a moneymaking opportunity?
Eeeeh? No! I'll hold on to that shit until I die!
5. Besides web-related stuff (burbs, rings, etc.), what clubs do you belong to?
I used to be on this XF group, until the club "president" went all Mariah Carey on everyone. Told him to fuck off, left. I do keep a group of awesome friends from that club, though.
Oh, and gym! I belong to a gym. That counts as a club, doesn't it? Like an egotistical health group? Yeah.
From CNN and Yahoo...Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes dies in car wreck
Aw, man. Not another one. This is so sad.
Thursday, April 25, 2002
Following the sheep...
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.
The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!
I'm depressed and sad today. And whiny and bitchy and angry. I'm in one of those self-loathing kicks. Gah.
And I TOTALLY forgot about a friend's birthday on Wednesday. What to do? She's gonna kill me.
Ah well. Posting at the WoTR boards cheers me up a little bit. And I find nice things of the Pretty, too.
He's such a sexy bitch.
[link stolen from Erica]
BTW, someone gave him a copy of all the Very Secret Diaries. The man was reportedly cracking up.
And what's up with Aragorn's slutiness? I mean, he's Pippin's bitch, too? Good Lord. Since he's being so generous, he should give ME some ass.
And I'm proud to announce Lauren's head was featured in TheForce.net. Go her! I bet she'd have fun in Indianapolis. I'm sure she can pick up a few guys from the nyline if she puts her mind and gutter into it.
Okay, post over. I'm tired of coding html.
I'm a Snape slut.
Wednesday, April 24, 2002
Tiffany's LanceQuizFic is called Pop Quiz
. Loved it. Read. Feedback.
I saw the Buffy Musical
I'll never be the same again. I've been thrown into the dark but happy depths of Buffydom. There was "oooh"ing and "aaaahhh"ing. There was Spike lusting. Lots of it. I was acting drunk and silly. I taped the episode, saw it twice on TV and once more on the tape. Went to sleep at 2 am. Downloaded lyrics, giggled madly, wished I was Tara for a moment there. I'm so beyond the point of no return.
I also started reading Xander/Spike slash. It's goooooood.
I blame it all on Rina, who's the mastermind behind my destruction.
Anh oooh, pretty! Apparently tiff wrote a fic after our Lance test. It seems question number 8 was made to slash. Hee. Can't wait to read it. Found 20 gorgeous Fic!JC moments and am feeling happymushy.
Ooh, and Franzi sent me Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan slash I must read, too.
Oh yeah, I work. Why?
Tuesday, April 23, 2002
OH. MY. GOD.
Viggo FUCKING RULES.
If he signs anything mine as "your bitch," I might die from multiple orgasms.
Am v. aroused.
I'm big and long
Monday, April 22, 2002
ARAGORN: "Hello? Hello?"
CALLER: "HHHHHH. MMMMMMM. HHHAAAAAAAHHHH."
ARAGORN: Who is this?
ARAGORN: Arwen, is that you?
ARWEN: "AHHHHHH. Whhhhaaat ahhh you weaaaring?"
ARAGORN: Arwen, um, I don't think you should be doing this...to start with, I can barely understand you.
ARWEN: HHHIIIIIIII choooose ahhhmohhhtlifffe.
ARAGORN: I'm hanging up now.
ARWEN: Nooooooo! Dohhhn't goooo!
ARWEN: Damn! Just who does he think he is? My father's in Aer-I mean, Ahhhhrohsmth...
Do you have your own domain? Be careful, because Verizon and some entity called "XChange Dispute Resolution" are doing some nasty scams
I just read a spoiler from last night's episode of The X-Files by accident. Fucking bastards. I'm off to kill people.
I'm proud to announce a project that involved many hours of IM and high levels of, well, nothingtodo-ness. But we love it anyway. It's the Which Lance Are You? test, brought to you by Rina and yours truly. Come on, do it and share the albino love. ;)
which Lance Bass are you?
this quiz was made by rina and miggie
But he's not the only *NSYNC member from whom I have news. Oh no. It seems Sim!JC loves Sim!Miggie only after brief moments of witty banter and flirting. Am giddy. <.g>
Ahh... pretty Viggo in NYC.
I'm gonna marry him when I grow up.
Saturday, April 20, 2002
First: Yummy Viggo
at the Virgin Megastore signing. Momma likes.
I finally saw the final episode of Xena today. Aww, man. Sad. But nice. I'll miss that show.
And my Two Towers trailer viewing yesterday was almost orgasmic. I mean, I was getting all worked up because the LOTR copy that we saw had some extra shots we hadn't seen before, especially in Rivendell and Moria. Awesome. When the letters "coming this Christmas" appeared on the screen, I squealed shamelessly. I must confess I had seen the trailer on my computer, but holy fuck, that was NOTHING compared to watching it on the big screen. Not to mention th sound -- our buttocks were vibrating on the seats during the Helm's Deep shots. It was all so perfect I wanted to cry.
Did I mention the whole theater was into it? All "wow" and "ohmygod." LOL. My agping, shocked self had to be picked up from my seat after that. ;)
Can you believe that fucking movie it's 8 months away? This is just plain cruel.
At leats ATOC will be out soon. ::sigh::
In more LOTR stuff... oh my. Argonath bookends. Wow. Long live Alan Lee.
And today's Figwit Update shows that the man is becoming more popular. You can find about him on Media Life Magazine, Annanova, USA Today and The Mirror. I must admit, I'm proud of him.
Must go now, because my dog is being a needy animal today. He wants me to pet him nonstop for the rest of the night. Jeez. So I'm gonna pick him and watch Stanley Kubrick's 2001, A Space Odyssey. Must tape for later viewings.
Friday, April 19, 2002
Here's what you'll do for me today.
You'll go to this link to the MTV Movie Awards.
And then you'll vote for Figwit as Best Cameo in LotR: FotR.
That'll be all. Thank you. <.g>
It's the (very early) Friday Five
1. What's your favorite TV show and why?
Ack! I have too many! Right now my favorites are Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The Osbournes, CSI and Queer as Folk. Can't survive a week without them. <.g>
2. Who is your favorite television star?
Ozzy Osbourne, hands down.
3. What was your favorite TV show as a child?
Punky Brewster. I LOVED Punky. I wanted to dress like her and have a Golden Retriever.
4. What show do you think should have been cancelled by now?
Ally McBeal. But they actually cancelled it today, so...
5. What new show do you hope escapes the axe this season?
That 80's show. That thing's hilarious. :p
Thursday, April 18, 2002
You're not into all the hype. You live of the behind the scenes footage and dream of days when they'll show up at the House of Blues in a pair of jeans and play instruments. You're not the type of girl that writes Mrs. Chasez when you sign your name, but deep in your heart, you know you're the type he needs.
What's Your JC Style?
Listen to this
Why does Boromir sounds so normal?
And most importantly, why does Aragorn sound so raspy-voiced and, dare I say, aroused?
Tomorrow will be a good day.
It's a National Day, so I have the day off. And I'm going to see LOTR for the, uh... hm... sixth time. But it's because I wanna see the trailer for The Two Towers. I swear.
And I'm going with my fellow geek coworkers. There's like 10 of us. The JOY!
So, I'll finally see that trailer on the big screen.
And Figwit, of course.
Well, what do you know? My shitty yesterday ended up on a high note.
Not only Andy earned the right to have his name tattoed on my left buttock for hosting me (YAY! no more Tripod!), but I had quite the encounter of the third kind on the gym last night.
After the LOTR crossover with Yatta! posted yesterday, I played the damn song over and over again. Follow my advice: don't do this. Instead of dreaming about japanese LOTR slash, I dreamt that I had not one, but FOUR copies of the Yatta! single on vinyl, of all things. My febrile imagination made me think that of course, those were quite vintage, circa 1972, and worth loads of money. I was so happy because I was going to sell them all on eBay and win lots of money.
I'm ashamed of my subconscious.
But I'm not ashamed of admitting that I'm really looking forward to start playing my role on Rina's Sims game. So far, everything's dreamy. Justin and Chris make out, Joey and Lance are very friendly to each other... it's an *NSYNC slash wet dream. The only one missing is JC, and he'll get into the game with me, I'm told. I'll probably lust after him along with everybody else, because everybody falls in love with him on the Sims. Damn pretty white boy.
Wednesday, April 17, 2002
Max, my virtual flash boyfriend, dumped me.
These things only happen to me, I swear.
But I won't stay still. I'll play that damn game again and screw that fucker big time.
I have so much stuff to do, and I'm frozen here. I can't do anything. I'm brain dead. I keep on procrastinating and dreaming with chewy cookies. Help me.
I hate to be this moody lately. Yesterday at the gym I was into the "aloof elf princess" attitude except with a few people. One of them an instructor that seems to get his kicks teasing me, and of course I love it. Last night I was practically laughing my ass on the floor while watching The Tick, which is not *that* good. This morning, I was in an "nobody loves me" mood, and I've been feeling that way all long. No fun, believe me.
This is a case for Toblerone.
A test post, because Blogger is fucking with my head.
If you respect yourself as a LOTR fan, you must know about the whole Figwit Lives!
extravaganza. Such a pretty face. ;)
Anyway, I found a couple interesting things while browsing through Imladris.net. First, a Bret McKenzie profile, where you can see a very particular picture of the man. I'm sure it's a mugshot. I can practically read the numbers on his chest. <.g>
I also found the coolest Figwit article. A quote: "It’s pretty funny to be famous for being an extra. Maybe I could go to Los Angeles to do the convention thing like the Star Trek characters. I wouldn’t have to say anything, I would just have to sit there and stare meaningfully." ;)
This article also said that "McKenzie does not feature in either Rings sequel." I must say I'm shocked. It's FIGWIT, people. Umph. Those fuckers couldn't recognize talent if it bit them in the ass.
To erase the bitter taste of disdain, I joined the Figwit Fanlisting. See my pretty button on the left. ::happy sigh::
But I do wonder where Merry is. Taking the picture, maybe?
Don't know what Yatta is? No way. Experience the Yatta phenomenom right now.
Tuesday, April 16, 2002
I'm learning Quenya. Seriously. My textbook is 400 pages long. I'll learn grammar. Verbs. Adjectives. I'll know the origins of words and expressions. I'll be a professional geek!
The good thing about all this is that I already know how to write Quenya with Tengwar. Sweet. I can write those characters down like a mofo.
I'm enrolled in the Barnes & Noble University. I'm in a Tolkien/LOTR course that looks amazing. I'll start my lessons tomorrow. Squeeeeee!
Yes, I have tons of deadlines at work. How I'll manage, I don't know. But I really don't care. <.g>
PS: I must say I'm suprised. I didn't know Desmond Child was into boy toys. And he looks so blissful and happy... bless him. ;)
Did I mention Dan Piraro is the best thing since sliced bread? I'm so his bitch. <.g>
Look! It's the Elrond Action Figure
I love the fact that he's not wearing Joni Mitchell's clothes here. He's an action figure, dammit. <.g> I just read he's got 15 points of articulation. Imagine all the nasty stuff he can do with the other LoTR action figures. Bendy!Elrond is a Very Good Thing.
I'm in the WORST mood today.
For some reson, I didn't get any sleep last night. Of course my sleep pattern was sent to hell last week, but I have to sleep again, you know? And I tried everything. I watched boring TV. I picked a boring book. I listened some music. I played solitaire until 4:00 am. Nothing. I must have fallen asleep at some point, because I had to get up at 5:45 am and the clock was reading 6:05 am and I was ready to stay home, but we've lost an entire week of work already.
I'm tense, I'm sleepy and I just feel like crying. I may skip Felipe's fusion dance class tonight so I can sleep more. But I know I'll watch Buffy and Scrubs and stay up late again, and throw myself into the vicious no-sleep circle.
On happier news, my Blogger Insider mate is Andy, who has the coolest Attack of the Clones layout there. That reminds me of many things. First, that I won't be watching that movie until JULY, which pisses me off big time. Second, that I have to set up my XF layout soon for Bonnie's project. I'm SO doing a LOTR one after that. :p
This takes me to Tripod's hosting services and their hideous banners and popups. I need to get out of here. Are you looking for a hostee? Let me know. I'm in pain.
Paid a long overdue visit to ToeTag, and he has a new design up that rocks my socks. And if rocks my socks isn't the cheesiest thing you've heard today, you're on serious trouble.
Also visited Elisa, whom I've had neglected for some time now. Am happy to say that Jeremy's getting cuter by the minute. :)
I must get some coffee now.
Monday, April 15, 2002
A little ray of sunshine:
It's somehow recoforting that, despite whatever's happening around me, I'll always find something slashy to entertain myself with.
Friday, April 12, 2002
1. What is your favorite restaurant and why?
Yamato Sushi Bar. Amazing sushi, amazing service. Long live Japanese food.
2. What fast food restaurant are you partial to?
Hell, any. <.g> But I like Pizza Hut a lot.
3. What are your standards and rules for tipping?
If I'm very satisfied with the service, they get a great tip. If it's okay, they'll get an okay tip. If it's a lousy service, they get no tip at all.
4. Do you usually order an appetizer and/or dessert?
No. I usually go for the main course. I only ask for dessert if there's something I'm dying to have. But I only tend to have coffee afterwards.
5. What do you usually order to drink at a restaurant?
Hm... I'll usually have nestea or natural juice. Beer if I feel like celebrating, and wine if I'm on a hot date. If not, only water.
I know I haven't blogged in days, but guess why?
Venezuela has no President!
Wait -- maybe we do. Or we don't. They said he resigned last night. But no one actually *saw* him resign, so what gives? Of course, the military forces and the civillians have supposedly taken over the power, but bobody knows if that was a coup or not. Or if that's constitutional or not. The General Attourney says Chavez is the president until he resigns in front of everyone. People say there's no fucking way he's the president anymore.
Confusion galore. I'm just waiting for things to get normal (whatever "normal" means anymore) and getting back to my shallow life.
It's such an adventure living in Latinamerica. Let's spread the joy of political unstability. Fucking yay.
Friday, April 05, 2002
Today's hurried Friday Five
1. What are the first things that you do in the morning to start your day?
If it's a weekday, I usually curse, because I'll never get used to wake up every morning at 5:30 am to go to work. It's just criminal. Every other day, I stretch and turn on the TV to awake myself until I find something that makes me react and wake up from bed. Bathroom comes next. <.g>
2. What are the last things that you do at night before going to bed?
Program my VCR for my favorite shows, read the book on my nightstand and think too much.
3. What daily routine have you recently added to your day?
Skin care. Boring but necessary.
4. What routine do you wish you get rid of?
Blow dry my hair at 10:30 pm when I'm too tired to even stand. And I can't let it hair dry, unless I want to look like Carrot Top the next day.
5. What's the one thing that makes you feel like something is missing if you don't do it some point within your day?
My online life. E-mail, mailing lists, news and procrastination are an essencial part of my day.
Wednesday, April 03, 2002
Because God knows I haven't made all the LOTR-related tests out there, here are four more. <.g>
Take the Concubine Quiz at Scared Ducky!
Which Fellowship Actor are YOU?
I'm Elijah Wood as Frodo!
Sensitive, lucky, stylish, and forward-thinking, I'm the Frodo of the new generation. Ambitious and forward-thinking yet quite the "damsel in distress" at times, I am the future, and I know it. I'm not above taking a calculated risk now and then, especially since I'm a lucky person by nature and chances are it'll pay off: I'm not done proving yourself yet, but lately it seems like I can do no wrong. I'm sensitive, attractive, and one of the more pleasant Frodos to be around, and just because I'm popular doesn't mean I'm lacking in style whatsoever-- most people consider me to have impeccable taste. I'll just have to toughen up just a tiny bit and I'll go far!
I just traumatized Raquel.
I showed her how people have found my blog the last week according to Extreme Tracking, and I think she's scarred for life now. The funny list, categorized:
Mike Piazza is hot
- interviews on mike piazza 2002
- new york mets mike piazza girlfriend
- fanfiction orlando viggo (Ew. EW!)
- lord of the rings slash fanfiction
- pictures of Orlando Bloom kissing his girlfriend
- "viggo mortensen" poem
*NSYNC fans are strange
- pics of joey fatone and his baby girl
- j.c. chasez dirty pictures (LOL! "Dirty." <.g>)
- Alicia Keys and Justin kissing
- jc/justin slash
- hugo boss poster
- haircut story archives
- linkin park slash fanfiction (My eyes! My eyes!)
- kiss Angelina jolie peta wilson (::gasp::)
- wedding haircut
- shave mike pubes (LMAO!)
So, my dear visitor, how did you find me? <.g>
Hellish week so far, but where to start? Oh yes. Work, the root of all things evil. For some reason work is getting more and more annoying. Maybe it's just me. But let me explain. Today is Wednesday, and it's the first time since Monday I've been able to sit down and DO something here. On Friday, an Executive Officer of the corporation is coming for a Team Action Workshop, and people are pulling their hair with the arrangements.
Hopefully, I'm working with a good team and we've already set up all the logistics, but I've been in meetings for TWO STRAIGHT DAYS. Last night I was on the verge of a breakdown. I didn't have time to read my mail or make the news for the Intranet, because I had to be in a damn meeting. Meetings are EVIL. You're bored, you waste your time, and some fucker tells you what you're supposed to do, even when you knew it before he was even born. UGH. Also add endless visits to the Hotel where the workshop will take place to arrange logistics there.
Lots of pressure. Lots of bitching all around, especially directed to my boss, who, let's admit, needs a clue REAL bad. I was offered a change of department by another manager "because (your boss) will be outta here soon" and I'm all screwed up and confused now. He's offering me a better environment (two of my friends work on his department), but that's relative, since we all know he's a bastard when he wants to be (very often), and I know I'm not gonna take shit from anyone. The thing is, I'm gonna chew his ass if he does, without any regret. Which is problematic. But staying here where I am now it's problematic too, because we have a boss who's practically lost on every level. Bad leadership and an expert on delegating fuctions and not doing ANYTHING. Pretty shitty.
To make things more confusing, I've been looking for a new job since the beginning of the year, mostly because I'm exploited and underpaid where I am. The shitty side to all this is that I *LOVE* my job here. It's not my fault I'm surrounded by people that don't know what to do with me. I have no guidance or support from anyone, and I have to do things on my own pretty much all the time, because if I want things done, I can't count on anyone -- I have to do them by myself or NOTHING will ever happen. Sad, but true. However, with a kick in the ass most people get moving. But that shouldn't happen. However, I'm sure these things happen everywhere. But I still NEED a change.
To top things off, it seems the boss is getting an awful ass-chew now. Oh dear. And we've been called for ANOTHER meeting this afternoon. Good God.
Since I'm on a roll, I'll keep on bitching. My love life is that of a 14 year old. I date a guy who's here one week each month due to work. I also have an awful crush on one of the trainers at the gym (who happened to have the hots for me last year -- dig the irony), and I ADORE the guy from my favorite CD shop. He always comes to me, helps me with my selections, and he's nice, and BIG, and so cute, and smells so good all the time. I so need to get a grip.
On the good side of things, Baseball started. I have two new CD's (see previous paragraph): a new copy of Alanis' Jagged Little Pill and James' The Best of.
I'm also going to Subway for lunch and hope for things to get better.
Tuesday, April 02, 2002
Monday, April 01, 2002
I'm so pissed off today that the only thing I've been able to post today is this. Tests.
I'm Bart, who are you? by Lexi
What kind of fangirl are you?
I'm a Ska fangirl
Yeah yeah...most of the good bands either broke up or sold out, but I still enjoy SKAnkin' up a storm.
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